Arming herself with a tissue, she hopped onto the couch and leaned in. That's when the hinges of hades broke loose. The itty bitty spider moved (she claims it jumped) and Autumn went berserk. She let out a blood curdling scream that could wake the dead, blasted backwards off the couch and instantly burst into tears.
I was cracking up so hard I couldn't even comfort her. Finally I regained my composure and assured her that said-spidey was far more afraid of the 'big thing with a tissue' than she was of him! I don't think she bought it one little bit.