Saturday, May 16, 2009

Laughter really IS the best medicine!

I've read many church bulletin quotes (or misquotes) before, but the ones below were new to me.  I hope you find them as hilarious as I did:

-Wednesday, the Ladies Literary Society will meet. Mrs. Smith will sing "Put Me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the Pastor. -Offertory: "Jesus Paid It All" -Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. -The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.  -A songfest was hell at the Baptist church Wednesday. -Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Baptist Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance. -Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary. -Mrs. Sanson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.

-The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge--Up Yours." I hope you all have a very sun-filled, and son-filled weekend!!! 


Clare said...

Tacky, but funny! I can't believe how many simple errors could be avoided by proof-reading, but then things wouldn't be nearly as entertaining!

Robyn said...

I love how you saved the best for last! Thanks for sharing:)

kim said...

I laughed out loud! So funny. I especially loved the Weight Watchers and the last one! Thanks for making me smile.