Homeschool!

Since so many homeschooling moms read my blog, I thought you might enjoy the comic relief. Feel free to laugh out loud, when they're true it makes it all the more funny!

You might be a homeschooler if:

• You come to school in your PJ's.
• Your biology lab consists of assisting in your sibling's birth.
• Your stacks of books to check out is taller than the librarian.
• Your PE comes from chasing little toddlers around.
• Your school bus is a 9 passenger van.
• You consider school work after lunch to be cruel and unusual punishment.
• Your father has ever told the check-out lady at Wal-mart, "We're on a field trip."
• Your social life is viewed by some to be one rung lower than that of a Benedictine monk.
• Your teacher has ever written your report card on a napkin.
• You have to move dirty laundry off your desk before your can start school.
• The signatures on your diploma all end with the same last name.
• Everyone else in the world is referred to as "Non-homies."
• Your Mother's wardrobe consists primarily of denim jumpers.
• Your first real date is on your honeymoon.
• The word 'homework' sounds like an foreign language.
• Your yearbook is also your babybook.
• A snow day means that you shovel the driveway after you finish your school work.
• You enjoy the pastime of watching public school kids walk home from school.
• You have to look at the clock to see if you can call your public school friends yet.
• You think that public-school-kid is an insult of the highest degree.
• Health class consists of eating breakfast.
• You have to decide what year you want to graduate.
• You are always late but just call it "homeschooler time."
• You can remember nearly every single day you went to public school.
• Your teacher can kiss the principal, and no one thinks it's unusual.
• You get to school and the teacher asks you if you've done all your chores.
• You are one of the best people in the world! :)