So, here's a poem I did write. Though not particularly funny or well executed, it DOES get the point across.
the wind a bitter splinter
the calendar says it's fall
but the weather
says it's winter!
It's been downright cold here. We completely bypassed fall and jumped right from summer to winter. It was 20 degrees when we left for church this morning. Brrrrr! I'd write more, but my fingers are frozen. Happy "fall" everybody!